Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt

Swamp Prison Souvenir Tee

Straight from the depths of the Everglades’ most notorious lockup, the Alligator Alcatraz tee is your official uniform of swampy mischief and illegal immigration justice. This shirt features a gritty, vintage-style badge design that feels like it came right off the gift shop rack of the toughest prison never on record.

Built with bold lines, murky green tones, and distressed ink, the design stars a hard-nosed gator watching over the infamous swamp compound where “No One Escapes the Swamp.” Complete with guard towers, barbed wire, and a face only a mother gator could love.

Perfect for fans of clever streetwear, MAGA folklore, and anyone who’s ever tried to outrun their past in ankle-deep water.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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