The Great Boating Accident of 2024 T-Shirt

Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for those who know the tragic yet all-too-common tale of "The Great Boating Accident of 2024." This design captures the essence of that unfortunate day when every single registered firearm mysteriously went overboard. But make no mistake—this isn't about cowering to anyone. It's a tribute to the resilience and wit of those who know how to navigate the murky waters of liberty. Wear it proudly as a subtle reminder that while some things may be lost at sea, the spirit of independence remains unsinkable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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